Powerwash Simulator Confirmed for PS4, PS5 & Switch; Kenny Washmore Infomercial Shared

Square Enix has announced that their relaxing simulation title, Powerwash Simulator, will be released for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, and Nintendo Switch. However, no specific release date was provided. The title is currently available for Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, Game Pass, and PC via Windows 10 and  Steam.

Kenny Washmore, the totally real official powerwashing professional, shared a head-scratching message regarding this announcement:

“If you love powerwashing, you know it ain’t always what it’s cracked up to be. Tangled hoses, electricity, mud, and dirty water…if only there was a way to find that sweet, clean satisfaction without all the hassle! Well, we have the perfect product for you, so YOU can wash like a pro!

“It’s POWERWASH SIMULATOR! Wash away those unnecessary complications and get to the good part. Feel clean, without feeling exhausted! Wash a car, wash a house, even visit far off destinations such as Muckingham, and wash ’em! Cleaning’s never been so fun!

“With POWERWASH SIMULATOR you’ll get the sweet satisfaction of a deep clean without the inconvenience of getting off your couch! For all your dirty messes, only one cleaning simulator will do, and that is POWERWASH SIMULATOR: It’s a powerwash miracle!”

You can view the game’s latest trailer below:

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