Erotic Masochistic Visual Novel ‘Nope Nope Nope Nurses’ Now Available on PC via Steam & Johren; Free R18 Patch

Publisher Shiravune has announced that the Dark One!-published erotic visual novel, Nope Nope Nope Nurses, is now available on PC via Steam and Johren(18+ store imagery.)

Purchasers can take advantage of a temporary 20% discount lasting until January 26, 2023, on Steam, and February 2, 2023, on Johren. Further, English, Traditional Chinese, and Simplified Chinese subtitles are present.

It’s also worth noting that the base Steam release lacks the erotic content, but a free patch via the Johren page can be implemented into the Steam version.

Following the events of the previous entry, protagonist Yamada suffers at the hands of the veteran “OG Three” nurses due to his unique illness necessitating ejaculation every three hours.

For an overview of the new characters in this sequel, our reiterated coverage is below:

“Obsessive Nurse” Numajiri

Voice: Kazuha

01 numajiri en

One of the veteran nurses that make up the “OG Three” at the hospital I’m in. Out of all the other nurses here, I’m scared of her the most.

Since the day she became my primary nurse, she has been incessantly whispering horrible things into my ear. And the more I show it’s getting to me, the happier she gets. I really wish she would leave me alone.

She, of course, keeps cutting and cutting and cutting at me even as she’s treating me, making me feel the worst I possibly can as I cum.
However, Numajiri seems to like me or something because whether I’m sleeping or going to the convenience store, she always follows me around.

“Hey, what are you doing releasing this stuff for? Is this supposed to be useful for something? What’re you even making this nasty stuff here for?”

“Black-Hearted Nurse” Kiritani

Voice: Ren Toyotaka

02 kiritani en


Another member of the “OG Three.” When Yamaguchi told me my primary nurse for this week would be Kiritani, she looked at me like she was pitying me.

I heard that Kiritani is a former delinquent who was feared by everyone in her hometown…But I’m not gonna trust the rumors! After all, Kiritani seems nice, inside and out. Maybe a bit frail-looking, but a real beauty with presence. Calling someone like that a former delinquent has got to be some kind of terrible joke. She actually treats me in the nicest way possible…

“Come on in. This gal will treat you kindly.”

“Psychopathic Nurse” Tendo

Voice: miru

03 tendo en

Tendo is the last of the “OG Three.” She’s an eccentric person who’s always laughing. Is she always in a really good mood, or is she just completely cracked…?

I think that rather than seeing me as a patient that needs ejaculation assistance, she sees me more as a rarity and thus a friend worth playing with…or maybe a toy? Any way you slice it, she’s a very dangerous person with no common sense.

But since she’s the daughter of the head nurse who basically runs this hospital, no one can tell her off. Will I make it to my discharge date safely?

“Hahahahaha! This fluid tastes terrible! This year’s Beaujolais Cock is a bad harvest!”

“Unreliable Nurse” Mochizuki

Voice: Mei Misonoo

04 mochizuki en

A new nurse at the hospital. She has plenty of energy and a go-getter attitude, but she fails at everything she does and spends half her time getting scolded.

I’ve seen her hiding and crying in unpopulated areas of the hospital many times. She’s the kind of person that you can’t leave alone, so even I try to do what I can for her.

“I’m no help at all… and I’m always getting in the other nurses’ way…”

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