Is There Anything More Radical Than This Silent Hill Skateboard?

In what is likely the most totally tubular news of the day, Konami has announced that you can now pre-order the Silent Hill Red Pyramid Thing (called Pyramid Head by fans) skateboard.

The board, which features a snazzy image of the iconic Red Pyramid Thing, is made of premium Canadian maple, and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, a custom box, and finally, a hanging bracket to display the deck on your wall with.

There are only 1000 decks available, so if you’re interested in grabbing one of these dope decks, be sure to do so ASAP. You can pre-order it exclusively on the Konami Shop, where it retails for $89.99 and is estimated to be shipped this June. Orders within the U.S. are free over $100, so it might be worth checking out some of the other goodies to save on that.

PRE-ORDER STARTS NOW!

The Board #2 Red Pyramid Thing is now available only on the @KonamiShop!

These exclusive Boards are built of premium Canadian maple, and come with a Certificate of Authenticity and a hanging bracket.

Get yours HERE: https://t.co/v7yuDxudjy pic.twitter.com/93TpWPUB8e

— KONAMI UK (@KonamiUK) March 23, 2022

Given the lack of Silent Hill games in recent years, it’s nice to at least see some merch to keep fans from being forced to go completely cold turkey on the iconic survival horror franchise. We can only hope that Konami will eventually give us a new entry in the series, but until then, at least they’re putting out…skateboard decks?